Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Jeremiadically Loquacious


One of the problems with reading really beautiful authors, is that it leaves you feeling like there’s no point in even trying to match them. It’s not that they don’t inspire thoughts, idea, and a million fragments of possibility, but it seems they escape the mind far too soon to be useful. 
Given that I also have the inexplicable tendency to voice that which is beyond comprehension; I’ll share  a previously unpublished notation: If it is possible to fathom the possibility of anxious lovers contending over an individual, then it is all the more likely that the said recipient may at some point reciprocate.  

Supposedly an adult makes thousands of decisions every single day, but nobody ever talks about the millions of sub-conscious assumptions that are made.

Wisdom grows out of being handed just the smallest sliver of emotion.    - Michael Ondaatje


Sometimes I make speculations about the most innocuous things. It seemed logical to me that the likelihood of blinking would increase whenever there was a natural break in concentration. So, I did a little bit of research and found that my theory was at least partially confirmed by a previous study: The synchronized blinks occur at “non-critical” points during the movie - at the conclusion of an action sequence or when the main character disappears from view.

I can't trust that we do not extend beyond our persons because 
memory is a fickle, rudimentary executioner…  - wordofthewillow DA


Did you ever marvel at the fact that an outdoor trampoline is targeted by birds large + small alike? It's an anomaly that closely mirrors demographically targeted advertising. Just ask Kellogg’s to verify if in fact they sell more cereal because it’s the #1 fibre to promote your digestive rhythm. (Senior citizens will still have the majority... even when Harper doesn't.

I’m still not sure if it was Chad or Avril who wrote “ thought we were meant to be”… but clearly his someday somehow mantra wasn’t cutting it any more…. so much for the Pez dispenser.